1. But, during our day (time; period; era; generation) Ahaz (capture; acquisition; seizure occupation; annexation) has subjugated (triumphed-over; conquered) Judah (“Praise and expressions of gratitude to God”). Judah (Praise and expressions of gratitude to God) has been conditioned (accustomed to something, especially something unpleasant) to Yotham (being-silent; attracting as little attention as possible; making-no-commotion; making no waves) about Uzziah (“Zeal for God”; “Ardent Passion for God”) which, for countless generations, ruled (inspired) Judah (“praise and giving thanks to God”). But sadly, Retzin (priesthood leaders who prefer to “Dazzle-The-Eye” of this generation; priesthood leaders who always appear to be extraordinarily happy, successful, and prosperous) have arisen (emerged; “walked on the stage”) to reign-over (govern; lord-over; rule; preside-over; sit as kings-over) Aram (the Citadel; Mormon- Headquarters in Salt Lake City).
Their mission (assignment ; goal) is to “Open-The-Eyes of“ (awaken) the sons (heirs; followers; subjects) of Remaliah (“Those who are stained blood; those wear the crowns in Salt Lake’s Kingdom”) to the wonders of Sorcery (Enchantment; Witchcraft; Black-Magic; Dark-Arts).
Jerusalem (“teachers of Peace and Salvation”) warn (exhort; caution; counsel) Israel’s people to resist (withstand the action and effect of) Remaliah (crowned-heads of Salt Lake’s Hypocritical Melchizedek Priesthood Organization) and their proteges (apprentices; lieutenants). until now (earlier; formerly; heretofore) Israel’s people couldn’t even conceive (imagine) that it is possible (attainable; doable; feasible) for them (Israelites) to prevail (gain-ascendency thru strength and superiority) over the powerful Melchizedek Priesthood Organization at Church Headquarters in Salt Lake City.
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“……………but they were mistaken!”.
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2. Nowadays, Remaliah (“the crowned-heads of Salt Lake’s kingdom”) and their “Partners In Crime” (aiders and abettors; confederates who instigate, encourage or assist in the committing a crime) are illegally making (creating; operating; running) a criminal enterprise) dressed up to look like the house (dynasty; bloodline; family; line of hereditary rulers) of David (“God’s loved Ones”).
Their motivation is to abuse (pervert; misuse) David’s platform (“pulpit”; stage; dais; podium), so they are free to falsely proclaim to the whole world that they alone, are God’s Chosen-ones (choice-ones; appointed-ones; favored-ones; hand-picked prophets and apostles; shepherds) who are called (named; appointed) by Him (Jehovah) to govern (lead; guide) Israel’s people.
This situation has caused the heart (seat of faith; nerve; courage), that is so characteristic of Israel’s people, to be severely “Shaken” (worried; nervous; upset).
As a result, The tribe of Ephraim (those who constitute Salt Lake’s helmet; “Salt lake’s window-dressing” ) has become totally confused (unable to think clearly; bewildered) about their role in the eyes of God and they’ve even become unable to make up their minds about who they think should be leading (shepherding) them.
So, like a stand (plantation; growth; thicket) of trees, Israel’s people have become strangely distorted (pulled and twisted out of shape; contorted; fixed in a contorted position; deformed; warped; misshapen) by the force (velocity; momentum; impetus) of an evil-wind (bad-breath; questionable-character; negative influence) from The West (Salt Lake Headquarters). blowing-against them (bombarding them; pounding-them) day after day (continually).
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3. So Jehovah instructed Isaiah, to charge (require; enjoin; command) everyone who’s been rescued (touched; blessed; effected; delivered; succored; helped; aided) by Jehovah to “Go (Go-forth; spread-out; proliferate) right-away (immediately) and proclaim (herald; announce) that the “Authority” (power; dominion; sovereignty; jurisdiction) that was once (formerly; previously) used to wrongly justify (condone; countenance; rationalize) Ahaz (illegal-siezure; illicit-confiscation; unlawful-annexation) now belongs to you (Israel’s people).
And………as soon as (immediately at or shortly after the time that this (proclamation; announcement ) is-made (is-accomplished; happens), the “Remnant” (whats left; the remainder) of Israel’s people will return (bring-back; convert) your children (heirs; descendants) subsequent-to (following) the end (destruction; ruin; death; demise; termination) of Melchizedek Priesthood channels (mediums; instruments; agents), which are used-by (necessary for) Salt Lake’s General Authorities to point (direct everyone’s attention) to the reservoir (fountain) of salt-water; poisonous-water) that irrigates the gardens of Mormonism’s secure (fixed; predetermined) “Ruling-Class-Elites” (upper-class; priesthood-authorities; leaders) while they lead (show; guide; lead) Israel’s people to The-Fuller’s–Field (trampler’s domain; treader’s realm of activity)
*Fullers Field – is a metaphorical reference to “Ethnic-Cleansing” of Israel’s people or anyone else, for that matter, who doesn’t appear to conform to Salt Lake’s uniform (robot-like) pattern of behavior and especially as it relates to worship of God. In Roman times, “fulling” was conducted by slaves working the woolen fleeces while ankle deep in tubs of human urine. Urine was so important to the “fulling” business that it was taxed. Stale urine, known as “wash”, was a source of ammonium salts and assisted in cleansing and whitening the cloth. The object was to completely remove all natural (pure; unbleached; unpolished; native; inherent) properties (traces; legal-rights; attributes, qualities, traditions; customs; habits or characteristics) of Israelite heritage from the wool (fleeces; sheep) in preparation for becoming a “true-blue” (“dyed in the wool”; extremely loyal or orthodox; staunch; devoted; stalwart; dedicated) Mormon in the exact-likeness of Salt Lake’s image.
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4. And say unto this generation of Israel’s people, “Beware (be cautious and alert to the dangers) of Salt Lake headquarters but, at the same time, be discreet (be careful and circumspect in your speech or actions) about what you know (are privy to; understand by means of the spirit of God) …….oh!.……….and don’t any of you be intimidated (overawed) or become faint-hearted because of Salt Lake’s constant wagging (changing) modifying) of its tale (narrative; story; account; myth; yarn; saga) about Mormonism’s beginnings (origins) they’ve circulated (published) to overthrow Jehovah’s (Israel’s) authority. Behold (watch; witness) as Salt Lake turns (converts; gathers) Israel’s people. Behold (watch; observe) as Salt Lake “smokes” (stupefies; intoxicates; inebriates) Israel’s people. Behold (watch; witness) as Salt Lake imprecates (invokes a curse-upon) Israel’s people thru (by means of) a network (matrix; web) of angry Salt Lake “Runners” (warriors; messengers) working “hand-in-glove” (in collusion) with Salt Lake headquarters and the sons (heirs; successors) of Remaliah (“decorated-heads of Salt Lake’s Kingdom of God”; Salt Lake General Authorities).
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5. As a result of this, indeed (if truth be told) the “Crowned Heads of Salt Lake’s Kingdom” (Salt Lake General Authorities) are conspiring against you (Israel’s-people; rank and file Mormons) with the unwitting (unknowing; oblivious) cooperation of easily-duped (hoodwinked; foolish) Israelites, who follishly hope (dream) to become crowned-heads (royalty) themselves, someday.
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6. They conspire among (whisper among) themselves, “Let’s lift-up (promote; advance; exalt) ourselves instead of Judah (“praise-and-thanksgiving”) and let’s destroy Israel’s Old Testament-concept of revelation and initiate (inaugurate; establish) a breach (breaking or failure to observe a law; breach of duty; failure to keep a covenant) among Israel’s people. Then we, “alone”, can reign-as-kings (be-treated-like-royalty), smack-dab in the middle of Israelite society……..all the while, having-in-mind (believing; imagining; presuming; supposing) ourselves to be Tabeal (“Pleasing-to-God”).
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.7 Thus saith the Lord,
“They will not endure, so ultimately their plan will fail!”
and here’s why…………..
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8.The Head (motivation; driving-force; inspiration; control; determination; ambition) of Aram (the Citadel; Melchizedek priesthood headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah) is Damascus (“a bloodthirst for Israel’s birthright; ruthlessness; Salt Lake’s covetousness). In addition to that, the head (leadership) of Damascus is constituted by Retzin (Salt Lake’s stereotype happy, successful, and prosperous priesthood-leaders) who bear-false-witness (lie; misrepresent; “Bull-shit”; commit-perjury) all of the time about Salt Lake’s “whiteness” (outward appearance of purity, holiness and virtue).
Salt Lake’s messengers (prophets and apostles) are strategically (cunningly; cleverly) “setting-the-stage” ( making-preparations) to coerce (force; strong-arm) Israel’s people into “Turning-A-Blind-Eye” (denying; disregarding; dismissing; paying-no-mind to; shutting their eyes to; forgetting; brushing-aside) “Israelite-Unity” (Israel’s “All-for-One and One-for-All” traditions; “folklore”; customs; ways and character).
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9. Now (listen to this!; drawing attention to a particular point in a narrative. The head (leadership) of Ephraim (Salt Lake’s cover; Salt Lake’s camouflage) is comprised of Samaria (“Shomrain” – guardians of this generation of Israel’s people; caretakers of this generation)………. BUT…………….as things stand, today, the head (leadership) of Samaria (the guardians of this generation) ……….. are subject to (dependent upon; ruled by ) Salt lake’s Melchizedek Priesthood Organization (‘Hell”; the “Pit”; the-Melchizedek-priesthood-network), and most of them (Israel’s people; rank and file Mormons) hope to one day be adorned-with-jewels (“crowned-by Salt Lake as-kings”) as a reward for their service to the church, ………SO (therefore) ………..unless you conscientiously (motivated by one’s moral sense of right and wrong) withstand (resist) Salt Lake’s programs (initiatives; influence; overtures; proselytizing; activities), you’ll have “Little-or-No” chance of surviving (enduring).
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10. Then, Jehovah added one more thing …………… a command (instruction) to Ahaz (Salt Lake’s presiding officers; Israel’s-captors; “Israel’s-owners”).
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11. You (Ahaz; Salt lake’s adherents; those who are joined with Salt Lake headquarters; those who solidly support and sustain Salt Lake headquarters; Israel’s possessors; Israel’s-captors; Israel’s-jailors; Israel’s-subjugators) should (ought to) demand (welcome; gladly-accept; roll out the red carpet for) somekind of sign (event whose occurrence indicates the presence of God) even though it’s deep (mysterious; difficult to understand ), as a means to convince (convert) Israel’s people (rank and file Mormons) or would you prefer to …..behold (witness; watch, see or observe something remarkable and impressive) while serpents (sly and treacherous high-priests, especially ones who exploit a position of trust in order to betray) emerge from Salt Lake’s underground (secret; subversive) hiding-place (bastion; headquarters; citadel) and ascend to lofty positions of Salt Lake’s priesthood hierarchy of power and authority, thru stealth (slyness).
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12. But, Ahaz (Salt Lake’s presiding authorities; Israel’s Latter-day-jailors and captors) replied,
“No can do!” (“….We can’t go for that”),
“We’re not willing to do that!
and besides…..
We are not supposed to test (prove; try; tempt) God”.
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13. So, Jehovah said, “Listen-up (Okay everyone – listen up!; Pay close attention) now (at this time; presently) , ye House (lineage; bloodline; dynasty; line of hereditary rulers) of David (David means “loved-ones; darlings” in Hebrew). Behold the multitude of Israel’s people who’ve been grabbed (crushed and suffocated) as prey, by Salt Lake headquarters, all because Israel’s people are depending-upon (waiting-for; hoping-for; trusting-in; expecting; anticipating) you (David’s-house; David’s-dynasty; David’s line of hereditary rulers) to lead (guide; protect; direct) them.
Behold the foolishness of sick (desperate; obsessed; covetous; malignantly-disposed) Melchizedek high-priests. Indeed (if truth be told) Salt Lake’s General Authorities claim that they have what you (Israel’s people) lack. But they do not have a legitimate claim to anything. They merely offer a substitute (alternative; counterfeit) for your authority. Further, they are seducing (cajoling) Israel’s-people to drink (quench their thirst at their watering-hole (gathering-places) having-in-mind (thinking; planning; hoping) to replicate (counterfeit) my Old Testament Covenant (treaty) including curses for its violation. It is still binding and “in force” today just as it was when it was introduced to Israel’s people in the Old Testament.
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14. Therefore (the usual introduction for a prophetic threat) I, myself, am giving to the world (Israel’s people; Salt Lake leadership; the rest of mankind) a-sign * (a-proof; a portent; an omen; a token; an argument)
.*sign –a sign is an object, an occurrence or an event through which people are to recognize , learn, remember, or perceive the credibility (trustworthiness; reliability; integrity) of something. Even after more than 2000 years have passed, the “Cross at Calvary” is a potent and recognized sign among believers in the New Testament. The crucial aspect of a sign is not in the sign itself, nor in its execution, but rather the crux (heart, essence; bottom line) of a sign is in its function and meaning. The function of a sign is to mediate some kind of understanding (comprehension) or to motivate (prompt; inspire) some kind of behavior, i.e. motivate people and to arouse them to action. The sign (part of which you are now reading) is given to Ahaz and the unbelieving world is a prophetic threat. It is not intended to arouse faith among Ahaz and his supporters, for they are by now spiritually unreachable but rather, it is given to reveal the depth and scope of “unbelief “ (absence of faith ; disbelief) in Ahaz (Salt Lake’s Melchizedek priesthood leadership and its proponents).
Lo and behold (a new turn of events, that although surprising, it could in fact have been predicted) a woman (female) whose spirit was withheld until this day (time; generation) and age of the world, who remains hidden and obscure.
She is at the “prime of her life” to perform a great labor. She has conceived (caused the beginning) of Israel’s return to power. It is her responsiblity (privilege) to bear (bring-forth; deliver) the remaining legitimate (entitled based on strict hereditary right; authorized; legal; lawful) sons (heirs; successors; scions) belonging to David’s House (dynasty; line of hereditary rulers). She will
(1) summon “Salt Lake’s Illegitimate-Priesthood Authorities” before a heavenly (supernal; divine; celestial; holy) court (judge).
(2) convene a holy-Israelite-assembly
(3) proclaim, to all Israelites, by reading from a scroll, using the name by which Jehovah identifies them. ……..“Immanuel (“God Is With Us”; “God is on our team”; Jehovah Has Fellowship With Us”).
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15. They (Israelites) will eat (enjoy; possess and benefit from) Milk Curds (milk-curds symbolize “solidarity”; unanimity; like-mindedness; mutual-support) and honey * (the substance of “freshness”; honey was a well known remedy for diseases affecting the “eyes” and “ears”) and on account of their knowledge (wisdom; intelligence; understanding), which is rooted in a spiritual-aversion (disinclination; antipathy; hatred; dislike) toward any house (family; dynasty; line of hereditary rulers) that is evil, (villainous; reprobate; nefarious; foul; vile; dishonorable), but enjoys cloaking (wrapping; disguising) itself in “White-linen” (a network of unHoly-high-Priests; a unholy-priesthood matrix; web of deceit that they call “Sainthood”) as if they, “alone” misrepresent what is “Good”.
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*Milk and honey – In post-biblical literature, the motif (concept) of “a-land-that-flows-with-milk-and-honey” is connected the classical leitmotif of “milk-curds and honey” being the food of paradise and initiation. Milk curds symbolize solidarity (and “Honey” represents freshness (something that is pleasantly new or different).
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16. Indeed (if truth be told) long before any of the youth (young people; upcoming-generation) of Salt Lake Valley’s aristocracy (ruling-class of society, especially those holding hereditary titles or offices) know (have sufficient wisdom; are smart enough; are wise enough) to spurn (disdain; rebuff; reject) Salt Lake’s evil house (dynasty; line of hereditary-rulers) and bring-forth (beget; breed; bring-about) a House (dynasty; line of hereditary-rulers), which is good (legitimate; functional; working to fulfill Jehovah’s requirements; doing exactly what it was designed to do by Jehovah). The issue (subject; matter; topic for discussion) of “legitimate vs. illegitimate-Authority” is , for them, totally abandoned (neglected; forgotten). However, the Melchizedek Priesthood Authorities of Salt Lake have absolutely forsaken Israel’s people (rank and file membership of the church). The Melchizedek-priesthood-leadership coming out of Salt Lake City, these days, will precipitate ( spark; trigger; give rise to) the “End” (cut-off; termination) of time (this-world), because Salt Lake’s prime objective (purpose and intention) is to replace (supercede; supplant; imitate; invalidate) the reign (rule; sovereignty; monarchy) of Jehovah.
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17. Jehovah is preparing to bring upon you (Israel’s people) and upon your tribe (clan) and upon the house (family; dynasty; bloodline; lineage of hereditary-rulers) of your fathers (ancestors; progenitors) times (circumstances; situations; combinations of circumstances; conditions) that have not been experienced (witnessed; known; seen) since the day (era; period of time) when Ephraim faithlessly severed-its-relationship (ended its connection) with Judah (Praise and giving thanks), having in mind (favoring instead; having a fondness for) the reign (wealth; rule; protection) of Assyria* * (“Social and financial success is guaranteed thru unwavering allegiance to Salt Lake’s Melchizedek Priesthood Organization).
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* Protection from Assyria – Rezin and Pekah then laid siege to Jerusalem. The Philistines and the Edomites, both traditional enemies of Judah, took advantage of Judah’s war in the north by attacking towns in the southeast and southwest.12 Surrounded by enemy forces, Ahaz reacted by allying himself with Assyria. He took the silver and gold from the temple and the royal treasury and sent it to Tiglath-pileser (Assyria’s king) with a pledge to serve him and a plea for his help against the coalition.13 Then, Ahaz sent messengers to Tiglath-pileser (king of Assyria) saying, I am thy servant and thy son: come up, and save me out of the hand of the king of Syria, and out of the hand of the king of Israel, which rise up against me. And Ahaz took the silver and gold that was found in the house of the LORD, and in the treasures of the king’s house, and sent it for a present to the king of Assyria.(2 Kings 16: 7-8).So Ahaz sent messengers to Tiglath-Pileser king of Assyria,… Of whom see (come seers) 2 Kings 15:29 saying, I am thy servant, and thy son; signifying, that he would be his vassal, and become tributary to him, and serve him as a servant to his master, or a son his father, on condition he would come to his assistance, and so he became his servant,
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18. But, during the same era (generation), Jehovah will “whistle” (give a signal; issue a summons; call) for his flies * (garbage-eaters) to take-out (consume; eat-up; put-out-of-action; immobilize; clip-the wings-of; cripple) the “Filth-of-(Humanity”.
* flies – Flies evolved into one of the many creatures that help eat the things that other creatures wouldn’t (i.e. rotting-flesh, fecal-matter; “human-shit”; garbage, etc.). Without them, the world would be brimming with filth (human waste; dead corpses,rotting-garbage). So, they fulfill a role to the greater society of Earth. From a fly’s point of view, they like to consume your rotting garbage, shit; fecal-matter) and serve God by devouring humanity’s filth and garbage, to recycle it into biomass (food) for other creatures. They are recyclers and cleaners, and in a spiritual sense, although annoying, they provide a much-needed service to humanity.
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(18. continued) These flies (eaters of organic waste; nature’s cleaners) will bring-about (bring-forth) the “End” (breakdown; collapse; disintegration) of Salt Lake’s channels (mediums; conduits; pathways; means; carriers) of power, action and communication that causes so much distress (cause anxiety, sorrow, or pain) for Israel’s people and strike Salt Lake’s swarm of bees (Deseret) that prospers (succeeds) thru (by means of )”crushing-Israel’s-people” …….
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19. The flies (cleaners; recyclers; converters; reprocessors; agents that remove “dirt”; cleaning-agents) will come (arrive) and settle (situate) themselves in the inheritances (provisions; legacies; endowments) of Salt Lake’s daughters (chosen pupils ) who’ve seized-control-of (gotten their hands on; wield; secured) Israel’s authority, then they will establish colonies in the fissures (schisms; infightings; divisions; conflicts; warfare) going-on (taking place; growing) in Salt Lake’s Rocky Mountain bastion (stronghold; mainstay) of religious-tyranny and upon Salt Lake’s sprawling thornbushes (low-life-dynasties of trouble-makers; crime-syndicate of degenerates; immoral-criminal-organization) and upon Salt Lake’s whole polluted (profane; desecrated; unworthy; vulgar; debased; bastardized; cankered; corrupt; perverted) priesthood leadership and its “watering-holes”(meeting-houses; gathering-places; stakes-centers)
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20. In this day, the Lord will shave (put-to-shame; unveil; make-bald; cut down to size; mortify; disgrace) Salt Lake’s General Priesthood Authority by means of a razor (sharp-cutting-edge; sharp-penetrating-force; sharp-cutting-capacity; penetrating-effectiveness), of one (a person previously mentioned and easily-identified) that God has hired (appointed; commissioned; engaged). She has-gotten beyond (isn’t-dazzled; isn’t-snowed; isn’t-misled; isn’t-charmed) by the phoney (disingenuous; fake; false; fraudulent) “sparkle” and “sheen” (“cheerfulness”) that Mormonism’s reign of Assyria (“Guaranteed Social and financial success thru unwavering allegiance and obedience to Salt Lake’s Melchizedek Priesthood Organization) quiconstantly exudes (oozes; percolates; issues; discharges) . She has-in-mind (is determined; is destined; is intending; is resolved; is dedicated) to shave (put to shame; tell-everyone about the bad behavior of) Salt Lake’s head (First Presidency; General Authorities; prophets and apostles; headquarters in Utah), then, shave Salt Lake’s hairy (tricky; prickly; touchy; nasty; thorny; stubborn) legs (symbolic of “habits”; instinctive-behaviors; fixed-ways of thinking, fixed-ways of behaving; fixed-ways of living; or fixed-ways of feeling acquired through constant-repetition) then, Salt Lake’s beards (“doddering-old-men”) will be removed.
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21. Because today (as it stands right now; at this time; currently) the life (existence) of every-single Mormon General Authority revolves-around (is centered upon; is primarily concerning with; is focused on) “Authority” (jurisdiction; dominion) as a means to plow (upset; override; subvert; turn upside-down; reverse; collapse; countermand; overturn; undermine) the grounds (legal-basis; laws; rules; foundations) of Jehovah’s governance and warp (corrupt; distort; deform; twist; pervert) His (Jehovah’s) flock.
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22. It is because of Israel’s controversy (disagreement, which is prolonged, public, and heated; criminal-charges; “lawsuit”; debate; adversarial-cause; complaint; rebuke; argument) to secure (recover; reclaim; recoup; regain; save) Israel’s authority that they (Israel’s people) will eat (enjoy; benefit-from) milk-curds (symbolic of “solidarity” and “unanimity”), indeed, because of Israel’s controversy (disagreement, which is prolonged, public, and heated; criminal-charges; “lawsuit”; debate; adversarial-cause; complaint; rebuke; argument) to secure (recover; reclaim; recoup; regain; save) its authority, all those who are left (forsaken; left-out; abandoned) in the midst of the Mormon-Church will enjoy (benefit from) milk-curds and honey (a cure for afflictions of the eyes and ears).
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23. And it is (happens; occurs; comes-to-pass) in this day that every place where there are large numbers Israelite vines (lineages; families; bloodlines) possessing thousands-in (lots of) silver (dollars; money; resources; assets), you can bet that Salt Lake’s briers (prickly scrambling shrubs; hedges) and thorns (leaders who enjoy causing pain and hardship for Israel’s people) are being organized (formed as a whole consisting of interdependent or coordinated parts, especially for united action) by Salt Lake’s First Presidency; General Authorities)……..
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24. But, Salt Lake’s briers (prickly scrambling shrubs; barriers; hedges) and thorns (leaders who enjoy causing pain and hardship for Israel’s people) bring (carry) a wasting-desolation (unhappiness; sorrow; depression; woe; misery) with them. Soon, the only people who will matter (be of importance; have significance; count) will be briers (fiercely-loyal thickets of families throughout the church that produce cantankerous, prickly, hurtful people, forming Salt Lake’s protective hedge or barrier) around its corrupt leadership and thorns (Melchizedek Priesthood leaders who cause depression, pain and hardship) for Israel’s people (rank and file Mormons).
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25. You (Israel’s people; rank and file Mormons) must not go (go along with; keep company with; accept; embrace; support; countenance; promote; advance; become a part of; join) all (any of) the desolation (unhappiness; sorrow; depression; woe; misery) they cultivate (breed) by means of rank (position in the hierarchy of an armed force; status; pecking-order; social-status; pedigree). They love (feel deep respect and admiration for) briers (fiercely-loyal thickets of families throughout the church that produce cantankerous, prickly, hurtful people, forming Salt Lake’s protective hedge or barrier) and thorns (leaders who enjoy causing pain and hardship) for Israel’s people.
13. So, Jehovah says, “Listen-up (Okay everyone – listen up!; Pay close attention) right-now! (at this present moment!) Ye House (family; lineage; bloodline; dynasty; the line of hereditary rulers) of David (“love”).
Behold (see; observe) the polish (cultivated-look and performance) of the Salt Lake’s high-priests who are telling (counseling; advising; commanding; urging) all of you (Israel’s men; rank and file Mormon men) to strive (make great efforts) to obtain (secure; receive) the authority of Salt Lake’s “Dirty-0ld-Men” (sociopathic, desperately wicked) men. Indeed (admittedly), they try (prove; test; tax) not only your patience but the patience of God, himself.
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14. Therefore (usual introduction to a prophetic threat), I (Jehovah), am giving all of you (Israel’s people; Salt Lake leadership; the rest of mankind) a-sign * (an indication that the presence of God accompanies this indictment).
.*sign –a sign is an object, an occurrence or an event through which people are to recognize, learn, remember, or perceive the credibility (trustworthiness; reliability; integrity) of something. Even after more than 2000 years have passed, the “Cross at Calvary” is a potent and recognized sign among believers in the New Testament. The crucial aspect of a sign is not in the sign itself, nor in its execution, but rather the crux (heart, essence; bottom line) of a sign is in its function and meaning. The function of a sign is to mediate some kind of understanding (comprehension) or to motivate (prompt; inspire) some kind of behavior, i.e. motivate people and to arouse them to action. The sign (part of which you are now reading) is given to Ahaz and the unbelieving world is a prophetic threat. It is not intended to arouse faith among Ahaz and his supporters, for they are by now spiritually unreachable but rather, it is given to reveal the depth and scope of “unbelief “ (absence of faith; disbelief) in Ahaz (Salt Lake’s Melchizedek priesthood leadership and its proponents).
(verse 14 continued……..
Lo and behold (a new turn of events, often with the suggestion that although surprising, it could, in fact, have been predicted) a woman (female) whose spirit was withheld until this day (age; time; generation), but she remains hidden and obscure. She is at the “prime of- her life” for a labor of great importance. She has conceived (form of Latin, capere “to take,”; “to grasp”; “take into the mind”) and is bearing (bringing-forth; giving-birth-to; providing; delivering) the legitimate (entitled by hereditary right; authorized; legal; lawful) son (heir; successor; scion) belonging to David’s House (dynasty; line of hereditary rulers). She will:
(1) summon “Salt Lake’s Illegitimate-Priesthood Authorities” before a heavenly (supernal; divine; celestial; holy) judge (court) ;
(2) convene a holy-Israelite-assembly
(3) call (commission; name; appoint) Israelites by the name that Jehovah knows them. ……..
“God Is With Us”
(“God Has Fellowship With Us”; “We-have-fellowship-with-God”).
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15. They (“Israelites who have fellowship with Jehovah”) will eat (enjoy; possess and benefit from) Milk Curds (“solidarity”; unanimity; like-mindedness; mutual-support) and honey * (“sweetness”; “freshness”; healing of diseases affecting the “eyes” and “ears”) because the knowledge (wisdom; intelligence; know-how; awareness; cognizance; mindfulness; observation; understanding) they possess is rooted (embedded; entrenched) in an aversion (antipathy; hatred; dislike) for any house (family; dynasty; line of hereditary rulers) that is patently (clearly; without doubt) evil, (villainous; reprobate; nefarious; foul; vile; dishonorable), but cloaks (wraps; disguises) itself with “White-linen” (a sanctimonious network of high-Priests; a matrix of phony-purity; web of fraudulent high-priests) so as to falsely represent “Good”.
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*Milk and honey – In post-biblical literature, the motif (concept) of “a-land-that flows-with-milk-and-honey” is connected the classical leitmotif of “milk-curds” (solidarity; likemindedness; unity) and “honey” (sweetness; “freshness”) being the food of paradise and initiation.
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.16. Indeed (if truth be told), In bygone days, (at one time; in the past) the youth (young people; upcoming-generation) of Salt Lake Valley’s aristocracy (ruling-class of society, especially those holding hereditary titles or offices) would have gained sufficient wisdom (smarts; common-sense) to spurn (stay away from; “have nothing to do with”) Salt Lake’s house (dynasty; line of hereditary-rulers) and then, help to bring-forth (produce; beget; breed; bear) a House (dynasty; line of hereditary-rulers), which is good (legitimate; functional; working to fulfill Jehovah’s requirements; doing exactly what Jehovah designed them to do).
The objection (disapproval for early Mormons would have been “legitimate Authority” vs. “illegitimate-Authority”. That issue has long-since, been abandoned (neglected; forgotten). The Melchizedek Priesthood Authorities of Salt Lake have absolute control over Israel’s people (rank and file membership of the church). The Melchizedek-priesthood-leadership coming out of Salt Lake City, these days, will end-up precipitating (sparking; triggering; giving rise to) the “End” (cut-off; termination) of time (this-world), because Salt Lake’s objective (purpose and intention) is to replace (supersede; supplant; imitate; invalidate) the reign (rule; sovereignty; monarchy) of Jehovah.
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17. Times (circumstances; situations; combinations of circumstances; conditions) that have not been experienced (witnessed; known; seen) since the day (era; period of time) when Ephraim (Israel’s-high-priests) “severed-themselves (divorced-themselves) from Judah (“Praise and giving thanks to God”). Jehovah will bring upon (impose-upon; force-upon) you (Ephraimite individuals) and upon your tribe (extended-family; clan) and upon the house (dynasty; bloodline; lineage of hereditary-rulers) of your fathers (ancestors; progenitors) the awful (disastrous; diabolical; “hellish”) protection (security) provided by Assyria * (“Social and financial success is guaranteed thru unwavering allegiance to Salt Lake’s Melchizedek Priesthood Organization”).
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* PROTECTION FROM ASSYRIA comes at a very high cost! – Rezin and Pekah then laid siege to Jerusalem. The Philistines and the Edomites, both traditional enemies of Judah, took advantage of Judah’s war in the north by attacking towns in the southeast and southwest.12 Surrounded by enemy forces, Ahaz reacted by allying himself with Assyria. He took the silver and gold from the temple and the royal treasury and sent it to Tiglath-pileser (Assyria’s king) with a pledge to serve him and a plea for his help against the coalition.13 Then, Ahaz sent messengers to Tiglath-pileser (king of Assyria) saying, “I am thy servant and thy son. Come up, and save me out of the hand of the king of Syria, and out of the hand of the king of Israel, which rise up against me”. And Ahaz took the silver and gold that was found in the house of the LORD, and in the treasures of the king’s house, and sent it for a present to the king of Assyria. (2 Kings 16: 7-8). So Ahaz sent messengers to Tiglath-Pileser king of Assyria,… of whom see (claim to be seers) 2 Kings 15:29 saying, I am thy servant, and thy son; signifying, that he would be his vassal, and become tributary to him, and serve him as a servant to his master, or a son his father, on condition he would come to his assistance, and so he became his servant,
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18. But, during our time (era; generation), Jehovah will “whistle” (give a signal; issue a summons; call) to his flies * (garbage-eaters; garbage men) to take-out (consume; eat-up; put-out-of-action; immobilize; clip-the wings-of; cripple) the “Filth-of-Humanity”.
* flies – Flies evolved into one of the many creatures that help eat the things that other creatures wouldn’t (i.e. rotting-flesh, fecal-matter; “human-shit”; garbage, etc.). Without them, the world would be brimming with filth (human waste; dead corpses,rotting-garbage). So, they fulfill a role for the benefit of the greater society of Earth. From a fly’s point of view, they like to consume your rotting garbage, shit; fecal-matter) and serve God by devouring humanity’s filth and garbage, to recycle it into biomass (organic matter used as a fuel) for other creatures. They are recyclers and cleaners, and in a spiritual sense, although annoying, they provide a much-needed service to humanity
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These flies (eaters of organic waste; nature’s cleaners) will signal (mean) an “End” (breakdown; collapse; disintegration) of Salt Lake’s Melchizedek channels (pathways; carriers; conduits; pathways) of power, action, and communication. Melchizedek Priesthood channels (pathways; carriers; conduits; pathways) are causing a lot of distress (anxiety) for Israel’s people because the channels direct (control) the flow (course; mobilization) of Salt Lake’s “Killer Bees”. They are ill-tempered (cantankerous) colonizers (immigrants; settlers), who lead (conduct; carry-out; command; initiate) “Attacks-on-Israel’s-People”
* “Killer Bees”– (Salt Lake’s colonizing High-priests) Killer Bee venom is a cocktail of biologically active components that are designed to inflict pain. The honey bee stings only defensively — they don’t try to kill, they try to educate,” Berenbaum said. The pain is meant to warn predators — in this case, the humans that disturbed the hive. The venom also sends a signal to fellow bees, marking the predator. This accounts for the repeated stings. Killer Bee attacks are so much more aggressive because when a killer bee hive is disturbed, the entire colony attacks. By comparison, when a European honey bee hive is disturbed, only about 10 percent of the bees will attack. “If you can’t escape that’s when the fatalities occur,”
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19. The flies (garbage eaters)will come (arrive) and settle (situate) themselves among the inheritances (provisions; legacies; endowments) of the daughters (favorites; “darlings”; particularly popular men) of Salt Lake, who’ve seized-control-of (retained; gotten their hands on; wield; secured) Israel’s authority. They (the flies; the garbage eaters) will cause fissures (schisms; infightings; divisions; conflicts; warfare) inside Salt Lake’s Rocky Mountain bastion (fortified-place; fortress; stronghold; bulwark) of “Religious-Tyranny” and among Salt Lake’s thornbushes (rigid-thinking; trouble-making; hurtful family organizations growing in the shadow of Salt Lake’s powerful criminal-family Organization) and at the watering holes (gathering-places; meeting places) for the whole polluted (profane; desecrated; unworthy; vulgar; debased; bastardized; cankered; corrupt; perverted) generation of Mormon leadership.
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20. In that day, the Lord will shave (remove the “hair”, i.e. the vitality and strength of ), Salt Lake’s head (leadership) . He’ll use the razor (sharp cutting edge; sharpened side of the blade on a cutting implement), that belongs to a woman that He (Jehovah) has hired (appointed; employed; anointed; selected). She is a tonsorial (hair-cutting) artist who has gotten beyond (isn’t dazzled; isn’t twitterpated) the phony sparkle, sheen, and feigned cheerfulness that accompanies the reign of “Assyria” (“the notion of social popularity and financial security guaranteed thru unwavering alliance with the Melchizedek Priesthood Organization”), but has in mind (wants instead) to (1) shave (snip-off the “hair”, i.e. “strength”of ; cut-off the “vitality of) Salt Lake’s head (leadership) (2) shave-off the hair * (vitality; power; strength) of Salt Lake’s legs (“habits”; practices; routines; patterns acquired through constant repetition) then, Salt Lake’s beards (old-men) will be completely removed.
.* Hair – The hair of the ancient Hebrews was generally black (comp. Cant. 4:1, 5:11). In (Eccl. 11:10) black hair is designated as a sign of youth in contrast with the white hair of age. Josephus narrates that Herod dyed his gray hair black in order to appear younger. Black hair was in any case considered beautiful, black being the general color, while light or blond hair was exceptional. David’s hair is designated as “admoni” = (“reddish” ruddy; I Sam.16:12, 17:42), this expression being also applied to Esau’s complexion or hair (Gen. 25: 25). The Hebrews had thick hair (Ezek. 8: 3). Long, heavy hair was considered to be a sign of vitality. In the case of Samson, traced back to religious reasons (he having been dedicated to God), the connection between long hair and bodily strength was based on the above views. Absalom’s famous hair (II Sam. 15:25) was considered not only as an ornament but as a token of strength. A bald head, therefore, was an object of mockery.
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21. At that time (in those days; in our day), Mormon High-priests (men; husbands) are secretly (discreetly; in a careful and prudent manner, especially in order to keep something confidential or to avoid embarrassment) advised (counseled; given an official “recommend”; encouraged) by his superiors in the Melchizedek Priesthood Organization, to keep (hold and retain in his possession) a young heifer” (childless female; concubine) to contemplate (lust over; think about) and with whom he may freely drink-in (revel-in, especially with eagerness and pleasure) the iniquity (depravity; evil-doing; immoral or grossly unfair behavior) exemplified by Mormonism’s Rams (Top-Priesthood leaders) and the goats (horny-men; sexually aroused men) who imitate them.
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22. To the point where they’ve turned (developed) themselves into persuasively (remarkably-believably; irresistibly) smooth (ingratiating; slick; polished) deceivers (frauds; imitators; falsifiers; trumps; fakes; phonies; counterfeiters; deceivers by pretense or dissembling).
Indeed, these Mormon men enjoy a perverted (deviant ; warped; sick) sense of solidarity with like-minded high priests. Each of them shares honey (new wine; “a radically different kind of spirit”; a frighteningly different definition of what the the “Promiseland” means) in common, while the Melchizedek Priesthood Organization continues its quest (hunt; pursuit) to vacuum-up (incorporate; suck-in; draw-in) every-single-male in the midst (proximity) of the Mormon church .
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23. And in that day (era; period of time; “day and age”) the Mormom Church will deliberately (consciously and intentionally; on purpose) establish- itself (put down roots) at or near every single location where there are thousands if not hundreds of thousands of Israelite vines (lineages; bloodlines; families) living and prospering, especially ones possessing (commanding; enjoying; having) lots of silver (money; assets; wealth), soon to be shifted into the pocket (bank account; treasury) of Salt Lake Headquarters.
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24. Salt Lake’s strategists (schemers) and planners (administrators; killer bees) pick exactly such properous locations in which to build new colonies * throughout the world, so that the newly settled area will eventually be overrun by briers (snobbish; haughty Mormon families) and thorns (hard-line; inflexible; rigorous priesthood appointees).
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* On the wildflower-studded slopes of the Ozarks, where memories run long and family ties run thick, a little-known and long-ago chapter of history still simmers.
On Sept. 11, 1857, a wagon train from this part of Arkansas met with a gruesome fate in Utah, where most of the travelers were slaughtered by a Mormon militia in an episode known as the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Hundreds of the victims’ descendants still populate these hills and commemorate the killings, which they have come to call “the first 9/11.”
Many of the locals grew up hearing denunciations of Mormonism from the pulpit on Sundays, and tales of the massacre from older relatives who considered Mormons “evil.”
“There have been Fancher family reunions for 150 years, and the massacre comes up at every one of them,” said Scott Fancher, 58, who traces his lineage back to 26 members of the wagon train, which was known as the Fancher-Baker party. “The more whiskey we drunk, the more resentful we got.”
There aren’t many places in America more likely to be suspicious of Mormonism — and potentially more problematic for Mitt Romney, who is seeking to become the country’s first Mormon president. Not only do many here retain a personal antipathy toward the religion and its followers, but they also tend to be Christian evangelicals, many of whom view Mormonism as a cult.
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Of course…let’s team up with Starbucks and we’ll make an even greater furtune! – On Thursday news was leaked from the headquarters of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that the church has entered into a franchising agreement with the global powerhouse Starbucks, agreeing to incorporate Starbucks coffeehouses in ten LDS temples around the world.
Although no official announcement about the venture is expected at this weekend’s LDS General Conference, sources say construction is scheduled to begin immediately for Starbucks locations at the LDS temples in New York, Rome, Hong Kong, London, Mexico City, São Paulo, Accra, Sydney, Salt Lake City, and Frankfurt.
While terms of the deal were not disclosed, one prominent business leader reported off the record that if the arrangement proves lucrative for both parties, every single Mormon temple will have a Starbucks by the church’s 200th anniversary in 2030.
“This is such a fantastic opportunity for the Church,” he said. “Really, I’m just giddy. Or maybe that’s the caffeine talking.”
One potential sticking point is that no changes have yet been announced to the Word of Wisdom, the LDS dietary code that has been interpreted as prohibiting alcohol, tobacco, recreational drugs—and coffee.
Although early Mormons drank coffee and included it in their list of must-have items for crossing the plains, for the last hundred years of the religion’s history, caffeinated coffee has been strictly forbidden.
Is it possible that Mormonism’s most sacred spaces will be permeated with the glorious scent of a drink that the faithful are not permitted to enjoy?
Or does the franchise agreement signal an eventual softening of the church’s no-coffee stance?
“I think this suggests major changes are coming,” said Brigham X.Allred, professor of Mormon history and culture at Zarahemla University. “There is a precedent for this. For years, the Church owned significant stock in soft drink companies. And then what did we see just a few years ago? A statement from the LDS Newsroom that caffeinated soft drinks are now kosher.
After all, The Church of Jesus Christ of latter-Day_Saints was inxcorporated by Salt Lake Headquarters in 1923 so that it could legally operate as a corporate entity………..and that is exactly what Salt Lake is doing…..cashing on on a brilliant financial calculation………to hell with divine revelation given to Joseph Smith…..let’s get this new flag hoisted and make some big money! Come on…..its business!
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“I would expect that the Starbucks deal means that some kinds of coffee will eventually join that list of what is acceptable under the Word of Wisdom,” he continued. “How could they not? I mean, you’ll be able to smell the coffee brewing from where you sit in the Celestial Room. It’s a foretaste of what the Celestial Kingdom will be like.”
Rumor has it that in a nod to Mormon sensibilities, Starbucks marketers also taste-tested the potential menu addition of Postum, a hot beverage some Mormons have used as a coffee substitute, before spitting it unceremoniously to the ground.
“In our previous engagements with coffee all around the world we have never encountered this strange thing called ‘Postum,’” said a mystified representative of the company. “It will not be joining the menu and diluting the Starbucks brand.”
Still, other items have been added to appeal specifically to a Mormon audience, including Lion House rolls, Testamints, and an exciting new gift product: General Authority action figures.
“Their neckties will be interchangeable!” enthused product manager Libby Rall. “It’s a great idea for keeping the kids occupied while their parents are attending the temple.”
Also, in a decision that reflects the coffeehouse juggernaut’s deference to the religious traditions of its host, all Starbucks temple locations will be closed on Sundays.
“There are some lines that Mormons just won’t cross,” said Allred.
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25. As a result of these and many other strange and confusing things, you (Israel’s people) are prohibited (banned; forbidden; warned; cautioned) from having anything to do with (participating-with; hob-nobbing-with; joining) Mormonism’s hand-cultivated hills (“Swells”; social elites; elevated people and their high-positions).
You should be understandably frightened (alarmed) by the intimidating presence of so many briers (snobbish-Mormon-families) and thorns (hard-line; inflexible priesthood appointees) cashing in (exchanging principles for financial profits) , but soon, Salt Lake’s cherished colonies will be transformed into pastureland upon which sheep (Israelites) and people who were once Salt Lake’s cattle (chattel; properties; commodities) are permitted to run loose and graze.